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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 7 – Spinning Tops, Ceremonial Soap & Church-Endorsed Bath Bombs

We thought we’d heard it all… and then came Volume 7. From theological fizz to tactical disclaimers, our live chat […]

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if people are serious, creatively eccentric, or just excellent trolls. This week’s gem? Customer: “Hello.

Some live chat conversations begin like a gentle breeze… and end like a scented soap-based fever dream. It started, innocently

At Onyx Dragon, we pride ourselves on being a holistic haven for teas, trinkets, and the occasional existential crisis. But

We thought we’d seen it all—until someone decided our holistic shop must be a black market for dried insects and

“Hi, where are the aromatherapy balls?” Totally normal question. No red flags yet. I direct them to our bath bombs

Ah yes, Onyx Dragon. The well-known holistic shop for ethically sourced teas, spiritual tools… and apparently Alaskan sausages? A very