We thought we’d heard it all… and then came Volume 7. From theological fizz to tactical disclaimers, our live chat continues to deliver surreal comedy gold.
“Would your bath bombs be any good as spinning tops?”
They’re better at dissolving than dancing, but hey—if you want to Beyblade your way to cleanliness, we won’t stop you.
“Do you know what their layerage is?”
We’re not sure if this is skincare, archaeology, or sorcery. But yes, many of our bath bombs do have mystical layerage. Fancy word, that.
“Not saying I’m going to throw one at a community member, of course.”
“Of course” does a lot of heavy lifting there. We don’t condone fizzy warfare—but if peace talks fail, aim for the knees.
“I was thinking of the powder on the hands to clap.”
Bath bomb chalk as liturgical flair? Sounds strangely beautiful. We’d attend that service.
“Do your manufacturers use edible chalk?”
Nope, our bath bombs are strictly non-nibbly. Please resist the urge to snack on them—even if they look like dessert.
“Well would you mind if I pass the website to the church, they may choose to have a bath bomb party for the kids or something?”
Absolutely—spread the sparkle. May your local youth group discover the joys of soap-based celebrations. We’ll be over here, imagining holy water in bubble form.
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