“Hi, where are the aromatherapy balls?”
Totally normal question. No red flags yet. I direct them to our bath bombs section.
Then the twist:
“Those are the ones you take rectally, right?”
…Excuse me?
Sir, they are bath bombs. They fizz. They dissolve. They sparkle. They do not go up anything.
Apparently, he was told these were meant for the “rectal area.” I corrected him as politely as humanly possible without bursting into flames.
They go in the bathtub. Not the body.
Not in anything except warm water and maybe your evening routine.
If anyone ever tells you to insert a bath bomb anywhere other than the bath, question that friendship.
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