Sometimes it’s hard to tell if people are serious, creatively eccentric, or just excellent trolls.
This week’s gem?
Customer: “Hello. Would you mind confirming if your dragonblood incense happens to be sharpened?”
Now, we’ve had a few strange requests before (see Vol. 5: Soap Pistols), but this one came with… context:
Customer: “Not for hunting. Just for target practice in the garden.”
Customer: “Like crossbow darts.”
Now, we love dragonblood incense. It’s bold, it’s ancient, it’s aromatic… but it’s not a medieval weapon.
We responded calmly:
Onyx Dragon: “No incense of any kind would be sharpened as that’s not their intended use.”
Because while we pride ourselves on flexibility and customer care — our incense is for relaxation, not recreation-based impalement.
Troll or Treasure?
We’ll never know if this was genuine curiosity or elite-level trolling — but either way, we salute the creativity.
To the garden archers and sharpened incense aficionados: thank you for keeping live chat interesting.
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