Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 6 – Sharpened Incense & Crossbow Darts
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if people are serious, creatively eccentric, or just excellent trolls. This week’s gem? Customer: “Hello. […]
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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 5 – Womble Incense and Weaponised Wellness
Some live chat conversations begin like a gentle breeze… and end like a scented soap-based fever dream. It started, innocently
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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 4 – Batman, Bath Bombs, and the Quest for Smoke Radius
At Onyx Dragon, we pride ourselves on being a holistic haven for teas, trinkets, and the occasional existential crisis. But
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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 3 — Scarabs, Scorpions, & the Dried Tongue of Newt
We thought we’d seen it all—until someone decided our holistic shop must be a black market for dried insects and
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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 2 — Bath Bombs & Bum Woes
“Hi, where are the aromatherapy balls?” Totally normal question. No red flags yet. I direct them to our bath bombs
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Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 1 — The Great Sausage Scandal
Ah yes, Onyx Dragon. The well-known holistic shop for ethically sourced teas, spiritual tools… and apparently Alaskan sausages? A very