Some people carry emotional baggage. Others carry tote bags. Me? I’ve decided that the most logical and perfectly sensible thing to do right now is walk around with a kiosk directly connected to my e-commerce shop.
Yes. You read that right. A kiosk. Directly connected. To my e-commerce shop.
Like a mobile version of my business, but with more sass, confusion, and a steady supply of tea.
Here’s why.
Life has been throwing me curveballs lately, and I can’t help but think: “If only there was a way to serve my products to people without having to actually be at a counter or use my voice to communicate.”
Boop. One cup of ethically-sourced coffee.
Boop. One tarot card reading.
Boop. An inspirational quote with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
See? Efficient. Convenient. Possibly life-changing.
This kiosk would be hooked directly to my e-commerce shop’s inventory. A touchscreen that could serve up everything I offer — teas, coffees, quirky merch, and that one thing I swear I’ve never seen anywhere else but in my own dreams. Press “Talk to me” and a message pops up:
“I’m busy. Please leave a message after your caffeine fix.”
For emergencies, it could even have a built-in snack dispenser or a link to a motivational playlist full of songs that scream “I’ve got this!” while sipping on a cup of chamomile.
Let’s face it — walking around with a kiosk that’s connected to my e-commerce shop might just be the most on-brand thing I could do. I’d just need a mobile charging station, maybe a few neon lights, and definitely a sign that says: “No refunds, no nonsense. Just good vibes and coffee.”
So if you spot someone dragging a flashy kiosk, dispensing coffee, inspiration, and sarcasm in equal measure, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me, adapting to the modern world, one kiosk at a time.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to draw up some futuristic plans and figure out how to power this thing with caffeine and sheer willpower.
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