Some live chat moments are confusing. Others are suspicious. And then there’s… this.
Visitor: Porcupines?
No greeting. No context. Just… porcupines.
Visitor: Porcupine essence?
Visitor: Incense?
I don’t know what’s more worrying — the persistence or the mental image of someone trying to extract essential oils from a porcupine.
Is this some bizarre trend I missed? Has “porcupine essence” joined the ranks of mugwort, palo santo, and dragon’s blood?
Absolutely not. And just for the record: I run a holistic shop, not a bushcraft petting zoo.
As for the chat itself — it ended, as many do, in bewilderment. Possibly theirs. Definitely mine.
Volume 11: Now featuring inexplicable wildlife requests.
Stay weird, internet.
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