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Weirdest Live Chat Moments – Volume 16: Deconstructed Lavender & House Bricks

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 27 January 2026
  • Post category:Wierdest Live Chat
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Some people use live chat to ask about products. Others… apparently to ask about house bricks and deconstructed lavender. Welcome to Volume 16 of our ongoing series chronicling the bizarre…

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Weirdest Live Chat Moments – Volume 13: The Great Biltong Blunder

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 3 June 2025
  • Post category:Wierdest Live Chat
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We don’t sell biltong. Apparently, that’s not okay. According to one live chat visitor, our name “Onyx Dragon” made us sound like we should. You can’t make this stuff up.

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Weirdest Live Chat Moments – Volume 12: Bath Bomb Mortar Market Madness

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 7 May 2025
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We were asked if we could shoot bath bombs out of a mortar at a Manchester market. With too many live chat conversations veering into weapon-related nonsense, we're calling it quits on the chat system.

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