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Weirdest Live Chat Moments – Volume 13: The Great Biltong Blunder

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 3 June 2025
  • Post category:Wierdest Live Chat
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We don’t sell biltong. Apparently, that’s not okay. According to one live chat visitor, our name “Onyx Dragon” made us sound like we should. You can’t make this stuff up.

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Why Wholesalers Treat Dropshipping Like It’s Voldemort

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 15 April 2025
  • Post category:Small Business
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Ah, the mystical world of wholesalers. You know, those elusive business entities who sell in bulk and hold the keys to magical pricing realms. They’re supposed to be your golden…

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The Unsolicited LinkedIn DM Chronicles: A Tale of Repetitive Offers

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 9 April 2025
  • Post category:Social Media
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Ah, LinkedIn – that magical realm where networking opportunities flourish, and my inbox fills daily with a delightful array of unsolicited offers. Honestly, if there were an award for the…

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“Cash is King!” – Said No Business Bank Ever

  • Post author:onyxdragon
  • Post published: 5 April 2025
  • Post category:Small Business
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Ah yes, it’s another day in a local UK Facebook selling group. You post your lovely handmade candles, your mate posts their side hustle lawn-mowing service, and then it happens……

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