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Exploring Star Trek’s Past Through Discovery’s Future: Storylines Waiting to Be Expanded

Star Trek: Discovery boldly ventures into the 32nd century, exploring a future shaped by centuries of galactic events. Along this expansive timeline lie rich storylines from earlier Star Trek series—Enterprise…

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The Billion-Borg Blunder: Star Trek’s Biggest Population Gaffe That Even the Collective Can’t Explain

Let’s talk about Star Trek: First Contact, aka the movie where Captain Picard decides he’s done playing space diplomat and goes full Rambo on a hive mind. Also featuring: Data…

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Why the Borg Would Absolutely Cannibalize Your Planet’s Core (And Replace It With a Fancy Space Blender)

Let’s face it: the Borg don’t do things halfway. When they show up, it’s not for tea and diplomacy—it’s for full-on assimilation and unsolicited urban redevelopment, right down to your…

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Our Neighbour’s Bedroom Noise is So Loud, Even the Borg Want to Assimilate Him Just to Shut Him Up

By Onyx Dragon – Interdimensional Noise Survivor & Tea Connoisseur Across the known (and unknown) galaxies, from realms where dragons sip espresso on mountaintops to dystopias run by sentient Ikea…

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