Is it even worth having a live chat anymore?
I genuinely have to ask, because this was today’s gem.
Your dragonblood incense sticks, are they fast burning?
— Visitor
Innocent enough, right? Sure, okay.
Would you say it would be ideal to be built into a He-Man sword to show it smoke for WOW?
— Visitor
And just when I thought this couldn’t possibly spiral:
So if we dipped them in thermite and then ignited them?
I mean it’s a gimmick but hey the cake would smell good!
— Visitor
I’m not sure if I’m running a shop or accidentally hosting an open mic for aspiring Bond villains.
On the one hand, it’s mildly entertaining. On the other, I’m starting to wonder if MI5 is going to turn up at my door with questions about “incense sparklers” and dragonfire-themed pyrotechnics.
Honestly, I swear I’m being trolled at this point. Either that or I’ve attracted a very niche crowd of fantasy weapons engineers.
Is this the internet now?
Should I be alarmed?
Or should I be flattered that I’m apparently the go-to shop for alchemical sword-smoke solutions?
Let me know in the comments if I should keep the live chat or just hand it over to Area 51 and call it a day.
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