Dear Internet Friends,
We need to have a serious talk.
(Well… as serious as a talk can be when it’s written by sleep-deprived entrepreneurs fueled by tea, coffee, and a desperate craving for peace and quiet.)
Here’s the situation:
We love our business. We love our products. We even love YOU — yes, you, reading this right now with your suspiciously large cup of coffee.
But there’s one thing we do not love: our current location.
Without naming names (because we’re classy like that), let’s just say the neighbor’s idea of a “relaxing evening” involves bass so heavy it could wake the ancient pharaohs, and the local council seems to think we’re the problem for daring to exist.
So we have a humble request:
Buy our stuff.
Ask your friends to buy our stuff.
Ask your friends’ pets to buy our stuff.
And don’t forget — keep coming back for more! We’re adding new things all the time, and every order gets us one step closer to freedom (and maybe, just maybe, a normal night’s sleep).
Because the more you shop with us, the faster we can move somewhere that doesn’t vibrate every time someone watches Fast & Furious 47: Bass Boosted Edition.
✨ And hey — it’s a win-win! ✨
You get amazing, lovingly selected products (seriously, they’re awesome — we’re not biased at all), and we get a chance to live in a place where the floor doesn’t occasionally turn into a bouncy castle.
Shop now. Save lives. (Specifically ours.)
👉 onyxdragon.co.uk 👈
And hey — if there’s something stopping you from buying (payment issue, questions, random confusion, sudden attack of “where did my wallet go?!”), please tell us! We want to fix it, not leave you hanging.
Thank you. We love you. We’re already picking out curtains for the new place.
(They’re very tasteful, we promise.)
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