š§æ Volume 9: āEast Coast, West Coast… of What, Exactly?ā
Customer claims MI5 is hiding āglass-passing black orbsā and wants to buy 240. I swear Iām being trolled at this point.
Wierdest Live Chat
Wierdest Live Chat
Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Volume 8 ā Simmenthal, Misinformation & The Pasta Smuggler
I thought Iād seen it allāuntil someone asked for Simmenthal, a 12-pack of Red Bull, and name-dropped a pasta-smuggling YouTuber called BigShagger. Just another day in retailā¦
Wierdest Live Chat
Weirdest Live Chat Moments: Vol. 7 ā Spinning Tops, Ceremonial Soap & Church-Endorsed Bath Bombs
We thought weād heard it allā¦ and then came Volume 7. From theological fizz to tactical disclaimers, our live chat
Gaffs
The Billion-Borg Blunder: Star Trekās Biggest Population Gaffe That Even the Collective Canāt Explain
Letās talk about Star Trek: First Contact, aka the movie where Captain Picard decides heās done playing space diplomat and
Scifi
Earth 2025 ā How the Borg Could Assimilate Us Before Lunch
Imagine this: itās 9 a.m. on a Tuesday. Youāre sipping ethically-sourced oat milk latte #2, doomscrolling through five crises at
Scifi
Why the Borg Would Absolutely Cannibalize Your Planetās Core (And Replace It With a Fancy Space Blender)
Letās face it: the Borg donāt do things halfway. When they show up, itās not for tea and diplomacyāitās for
Gaffs
A Memorable Gaffe in Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue: The Supertrain Megazord Transformation
The first transformation of the Supertrain Megazord in Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue features a memorable gaffe where Carter Grayson mistakenly says, “2 and 3 engage” instead of “1 and 2 engage.” Fans still remember this quirky moment today!
News
Welcome to the Chaos ā Onyx Dragon Has a Patreon! šš„
Welcome to the chaos ā Onyx Dragon has launched a Patreon! Expect raw, unfiltered posts, a little Scottish sass, and exclusive content too wild for the blog. Support us and join the madness.
Housing
š When Councils Fail: A Cautionary Tale for Tewkesbury Borough Council
After enduring harassment and being ignored by her council, Dr. Suzanne Dow tragically took her own lifeāprompting a Rule 43 coronerās warning. Now, similar systemic failings by Tewkesbury Borough Council are placing another neurodivergent household at risk. This blog explores the dangers of inaction and the Councilās failure to uphold its legal duties under the Equality Act 2010.
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May the 4th Be With You: Celebrating Star Wars Day
May the 4th. For fans of the Star Wars universe, this date holds a special significance. Itās a day to
