Welcome, coffee lovers, caffeine fiends, and those just trying to survive Mondays! At Onyx Dragon, we take coffee seriously—but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun while sipping our way around the world. So, grab your favorite mug, and let’s embark on a worldwide roast trip through our single-origin coffees!
🇧🇷 Brazil: The Smooth Talker
This Brazilian coffee is smoother than a jazz musician on a first date. With rich notes of caramel, chocolate, and walnut, it’s like your taste buds just got a VIP pass to a tropical party—minus the awkward dancing.
🇨🇴 Colombia: The Overachiever
Colombian coffee has been carrying the weight of the caffeine world for years, and for good reason. With flavors of red apple, lime, and bergamot, it’s the coffee equivalent of a straight-A student who also plays five instruments and runs marathons. Show-off.
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: The Tropical Vacation
This coffee is what happens when sunshine and good vibes get roasted to perfection. With hints of toffee, vanilla, and passion fruit, each sip is like being transported to a hammock by the beach—until you realize you still have emails to answer.
🇲🇽 Decaf Mexico: The Siesta King
For those who love coffee but don’t love being awake at 2 AM questioning life choices, Decaf Mexico is here to save the day (and night). With flavors of orange, cherry, and dark chocolate, it’s proof that you can have all the flavor without the caffeine-fueled existential crisis.
🇧🇷 Decaf Brazil: The Calm Before the Storm
Same great taste, none of the heart palpitations! Decaf Brazil brings smooth notes of milk chocolate, nuts, caramel, and citrus—perfect for when you need to wind down after a long day of pretending to be productive.
🇸🇻 El Salvador: The Lava Flow
Grown in volcanic soil, this coffee is hot stuff—literally. Bursting with hazelnut, plum, and milk chocolate notes, it’s basically a liquid hug in a cup. Just don’t drink it too fast, or you might erupt with excitement.
🇪🇹 Ethiopia Limu: The Wild Card
Ethiopia is the birthplace of coffee, and Limu is proof they still know how to do it right. With rich, winey flavors and a hint of chocolate, it’s the kind of brew that makes you feel fancier than you actually are. Go ahead, sip with your pinky up.
🇪🇹 Ethiopia Yirgacheffe: The Sophisticated One
Light, fruity, and floral, this coffee is like the Earl Grey of the bean world. If regular coffee is a loud morning alarm, Yirgacheffe is a gentle wake-up call from a butler in white gloves.
🇬🇹 Guatemala Antigua: The Mountain Explorer
Grown in the highlands of Antigua, this coffee is bright, balanced, and slightly acidic—just like your group chat at 3 AM. With every sip, you’ll feel like you’re hiking through the Guatemalan mountains, minus the sweat and blisters.
🇬🇹 Guatemala Huehuetenango: The Nutty Genius
This coffee has a rich aroma, a full body, and a slightly nutty finish—kind of like that one friend who’s a little eccentric but makes life interesting. If coffee could give TED Talks, this one would be the keynote speaker.
🇮🇩 Indonesia: The Island Mystery
Bold, earthy, and a little spicy, Indonesian coffee is like a treasure map for your taste buds. Every sip is an adventure—just don’t be surprised if you start dreaming about tropical getaways.
🇷🇼 Rwanda: The Sweetheart
With delicate notes of peach, honey, and brown sugar, this coffee is basically a love letter to your taste buds. If coffee could give hugs, Rwanda’s beans would be the best cuddlers around.
The Final Sip
Whether you’re into bold and earthy, light and floral, or something in between, Onyx Dragon’s single-origin lineup has a coffee (or twelve) with your name on it. So go ahead—explore, sip, and remember: life’s too short for bad coffee.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need another cup.
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