Hey folks — we’re Onyx Dragon, purveyors of incense, candles, teas, coffees, and a whole host of curious goods that feed the soul and spark the senses. But we’re not just about the products. We’re also a bit unfiltered, a bit unpredictable, and occasionally downright chaotic — and that’s how we like it.
Our blog and socials are where we get real: expect strong Scottish banter, unfiltered opinions, and content that might be a little more off-the-wall than you’re used to. Some of our posts — especially on Patreon — can be a wee bit more unhinged than what you’ll find on the polished side of our website. Vulgar language and sarcasm may appear. If you’re easily offended, this might not be the ride for you — and that’s okay!
But if you do vibe with our blend of chaos, caffeine, and candlelight…
👉 We’ve now launched a Patreon! 👈
It’s a place where you can support our work, help us grow, and get access to exclusive content that doesn’t always make it to the main feed. Think of it as our digital coven: rawer, realer, and maybe even a little ruder.
🎉 Join us here:
🔗 https://patreon.com/OnyxDragon
Whether you love our witchy wares, our tea-fuelled rants, or just want to throw a coin to your local gremlins, you’ll find something to enjoy.
🤖 AI Content Transparency – Because You Deserve to Know
Every so often, we use AI tools to help draft content like blog posts or product write-ups. These tools help with flow or polish, but nothing goes live without a human touch. We always edit and personalize everything to sound like us — honest, opinionated, and never pretending to be perfect.
We use AI responsibly and transparently — to support, not replace, the human weirdness that makes Onyx Dragon what it is.
Thanks for being part of the madness. Your support — on Patreon, through our shop, or just by reading our ramblings — means the world to us. 🌿🐉
Stay magical, stay weird, and mind yer tea.
— The Onyx Dragon Team
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